7th Grade Listicles

Have you ever wondered what the best Star Wars movies are? If you said yes, then this list is for you! Here are my top 11 Star Wars movies, from worst to best.

Number 11. The Rise of Skywalker. I put this movie in last place because the writing was bad. also most of the characters did not make sense. Overall I didn't like the movie very much.

Number 10. The Last Jedi. I put the last Jedi in number 10 because I think that it definitely could have had better character development. It also kind of turned Luke Skywalker into a grumpy old hermit.

Number 9. The Force Awakens. I put this movie at number 9 because it was almost an exact copy of A New Hope. One of the things is that it opened with the main character trying to secure plans for something. Then a dark side force user comes in and tries to steal the plans. then the person with the plans gets captured. These things happened in the opening scene of a new hope and the force awakens.

Number 8. Solo: A Star Wars Story. Don't get me wrong, I think Han Solo is a great character. However, his movie was not great. I also thought the lighting of a lot of scenes and the storyline were just not great.

Number 7. Attack of the Clones. Now this is where my decisions became difficult because I really like all the rest of the movies. but I decided on Attack of the Clones because I felt like it was pretty boring until the battle of Geonosis. I did really like the part where obi wan gets captured and has to be rescued. I also like how it showed that yoda was dooku's old master before dooku fell to the dark side.

Number 6. The Phantom Menace. I put this at number 6 because it was a great movie, however I felt like it was also very slow. But the scene with the battle droids vs the gungans was great. I also really liked the obi wan and qui-gon vs darth maul fight, it was probably one of the best lightsaber fights in star wars.

Number 5. Rogue One. This was a good movie that filled in the gap between revenge of the sith and a new hope. I liked how it showed how they got the plans to the death star. I also liked how good the characters were.

Number 4. Return of the Jedi. I put this in number 4 because it was a great movie with some awesome scenes and great writing. Some of the scenes I liked were the Luke vs Vader fight and Obi wan coming back as a force ghost. I also liked how it showed how Luke became a better jedi.

Number 3. A New Hope. I put this at number 3 because it was an awesome movie. It also introduced the character very well.

Number 2. The Empire Strikes Back. This is in number 2 because of the way it developed Luke from going from a boy on Tatooine to a jedi in training. The scene where Obi Wan Kenobi tells Luke to go to Dagobah for training was great. I liked it because it was able to have Luke become a better Jedi.

Number 1. Revenge of the Sith. This was the best Star Wars movie by far, and that scene with Obi Wan and Anakin in their starships was just amazing. It really showed the relationship between Obi Wan and anakin. The best scene was probably the obi wan vs anakin fight because it held the most emotion in all of the battles in star wars in my opinion.

This concludes my ranking of all the Star Wars movies. Thanks for reading!

Top 8 Games for Nintendo Switch

By Henry Powers

Do you have a Nintendo Switch and need games? Well, from The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdomz, to Animal Crossing New Horizon, these are my top 8 games for the Nintendo Switch games for all ages. Some have stories, some are open world, and one game is open world and its world is infinite. The games are incredible.

Here my info links: Comicbook.com, Screenrant.com, forbes.com

The Legend of Zelda tears of the Kingdom

The Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom is the second best video game best seller only months after being released, according to Comicbook.com The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom pushed the previous Zelda game to 4th best seller. This game is an action survival game with weapon durability so stock up on weapons.

The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild

The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild is the most popular game in Japan, according screenrant.com. With the latest game's focus on open-world exploration, Zelda: BOTW fans are continuing to discover new ways to have fun in the largest Hyrule sandbox to date. Previous games had players tackle major quests and side missions in a more linear format compared to the freedom that BOTW offers players to complete quests in any order they choose. While the game isn't the first to successfully build a living open-world for gamers to explore, it definitely became one of the most influential. One of its most notable features is how it rewards players for exploration, which is continuing to inspire future open-world games like Elden Ring.

No Man’s sky

Just last week, Bethesda revealed that more than 6 million people have been playing Starfield, making it the company’s biggest launch ever. However, it turns out that’s not the only space-faring video game to be enjoying a successful September. No Man’s Sky, which launched seven years ago, has also seen a deserved surge in popularity. Sean Murray, managing director of developer Hello Games, hasn’t shared any hard player figures, but he said on Twitter that No Man’s Sky is having ‘its biggest month in the last few years’, across all platforms.

Mario Odyssey

Super Mario Odyssey is taking the world by storm at the moment, and with good reason. Nintendo's latest 3D Mario is nothing short of a masterpiece. The game is already the fastest-selling Mario title of all time in the United States, and we still have nearly two months of shopping before Christmas. Already, Nintendo blew everyone away with The Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild; now they're doing it all over again in what will almost certainly go down as one of Nintendo's best, most memorable years of all time. Here is why Super Mario Odyssey is, like Mary Poppins, practically perfect in every way: There's a secret behind every corner. Super Mario Odyssey is a hand-crafted 3D platformer that's simply begging to be explored. Other than a handful of other games---the latest Zelda, The Witcher 3 and so forth---few games have inspired me to explore so relentlessly. And while that exploration is largely in service of finding Power Moons and coins, it never feels tedious or boring. Each moon is hand-placed in interesting spots. You have to look over ledges and walk around corners you barely noticed were there. The game is constantly asking you to just peer a little closer. And everywhere you go leads to something. I'm constantly in a state of awe and surprise as I discover one secret after another---and even more so because I know there's still so much yet to discover.

Savoring Sweet Success: The Supreme Symphony of the Top 5 Scrumptious Ice Cream Selections

By Brooklyn Hill

We can all agree that ice cream is by far one of the best desserts ever! Ice cream is perfectly cool for a hot day, or even just a sweet snack for a Saturday night. Ice cream has always been my favorite dessert for many reasons! It is so delicious. It comes in so many flavors!! According to NationalToday, there are over 1,000 ice cream flavors with more coming in each day. However, there are only a handful of flavors that bring you into heaven.

Cookies and Cream -

The best ice cream flavor is 100%, cookies and cream. There are so many good things about this particular flavor. It is so soft and delicious. It is not too sweet though. Also, it is so good that people are making websites, like sporked.com , talking about the best brands to buy this icecream from because it is so popular. The Oreos in it are so soft, sweet, and go perfectly with the ice cream. This is totally the most amazing ice cream flavor ever!

Vanilla -

This “plain” ice cream flavor is the traditional ice cream that EVERYBODY loves!! Madison.com says that after asking 1000 Americans which icecream flavor is the best, vanilla got the number one ranking. It is so sweet and delightful. Because of its flavor, you could top it with ANYTHING! I think that this ice cream flavor is definitely a close second. It comes in so many different kinds under the category, vanilla. There is Homemade Vanilla, French Vanilla, Vanilla Bean, and so many others. Vanilla is definitely a close 2nd.

Birthday Cake -

This delightful, sweet ice cream is so good, I could eat it EVERYDAY! It is so sweet but so delicious. Sometimes, birthday cake ice-cream is blue, sometimes it's white. You never know what it will look like but honestly, that is what makes it so good. No matter what this flavor of ice cream looks like, it never disappoints me!

Cookie Dough -

If you are like me, you love yourself some good, raw, sweet, chocolate chip cookie dough. You’re in luck because this sweet, soft, amazing ice cream is probably the best thing you could possibly try. It is so smooth and soft, and then you get a big bite of cookie dough, or fudge. It is SO GOOD and if you haven’t tried this flavor of ice cream, I don’t think you had a childhood.

Strawberry -

Some people like to argue that chocolate deserves a spot in the top 5, but to me, I think that strawberry is so much better. It is not too sweet and makes you feel like you are in paradise. It’s sweet, fruity, sensation makes you feel so good that you could do any last thing, just to get one more bite. I personally love this ice cream, just not as much as Cookies and Cream.

These are the 5 best ice cream flavors I have ever tried before. Don’t get me wrong, I love all ice cream flavors. They are all just so creamy and cold. These top 5, are just the ones that have really stood out to me.

Top Five Best NBA Basketball Players of All Time

Ryan Butler

Who is the best basketball player of all time? Some people come up with MJ (Michael Jordan). Others argue that LeBron James is the best. Very few might even think that Kobe was the best basketball player, but those people are delusional. In this article, I'm going to try my best to answer that heart-burning question: who is the best? It's a base of stats, championships, experience, and reasons why they win or have advantages.

5. Wilt Chamberlain was really tall, 7'1, and he played at a time when most people were significantly smaller. He is known for being the only person to score 100 points in a game. He played 14 seasons, 13 of which he showed up at nba championships; in two of them, he won the championship. He was really good as well as tall, which is why he isn’t the best since he had a huge advantage. If he played more recently, it would probably be a lot different. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilt_Chamberlain

4. Magic Johnson played for 13 seasons and won five of those. He played with the Lakers, and only there. He was a great player, but he just doesn't compare enough to who is the best. He played with a bunch of good players and is a legend. He had lots of experience, and overall, he was pretty good with 17,707. (https://www.basketball-reference.com/players/j/johnsma02.html)

3. Kareem Abdul Jabar was the previous ruler to have the most points in the NBA. He is also known for his hook shots. Kraeem Abdul Jabar was a great player. He played 21 seasons, 6 rings, 19 times all-star, and more. His skyhook shot was said to be impossible to guard. He played with the Milwaukee Bucks and Los Angeles Lakers. He played with many great players, like Magic Johnson, who have helped him throughout his time. He did play for a long time, was very experienced, and was the previous all-time scorer. (https://www.nba.com/stats/player/76003/career)

2. First of all, a lot of people think Michael Jordan is the best. He had six rings, all in the span of 10 years. He also has four gold medals from the U.S.A. basketball team. Though he did have his teammates with him, on the bulls, he had Scottie Pippen, Denis Rodman, Charles Oakley, and so on. He had the same team and was able to win multiple championships. He had an average of 31.5 points per game while he was with the Chicago Bulls, which was his best team. With the Wizards, he had 21.1 points per game. He played 15 seasons and won six rings, but with the help of his really good team, who helped him a lot. Overall, he was still a really good player and won lots.

1. Lebron James is the one I think is the best for multiple reasons. First, he is the new all-time leading scorer. The record that was thought never to be broken was broken. He has played 21 seasons and is still active, making the record even harder to break. He won four championships, but unlike other players, he did it with three other teams. Miami with 2, the Lakers with 1, and Cleveland with 1. This is why I think LeBron is the best player. He proved he could play with different teams and still win, plus he’s getting way older but is still dominating.

(https://www.espn.com/nba/player/_/id/1966/lebronjames)

The Undisputed, Top Five Best Songs of All Time

By Eli Rumfelt

What is the best song - of all time? Stumped? Of course you are. Wonder no more, however, because this article will talk about the top five best songs - ever created. From best to worst we will rank them - starting at number five. By how iconic the songs are, how old they are, and of course - how good they sound.

5) Paw Patrol theme song

Okay let's all be honest, everyone knows this song. Parents and kids alike. Plus everyone has watched this series before. Its release date though, being released in 2016 which isn't too long ago according to the youtube video. Also, this song isn't dying anytime soon, as the franchise has made 14 billion dollars overtime. To put that in perspective, the average American

makes roughly 60,000 dollars a year. It would take the average American 233,333 years to make that much money. Nobody can convince me that this song isn't good.

4) Little Einsteins official trap remix

I don't think this needs to be explained, this song is fire. Paired with music we have all heard somewhere, it's just too good. It was released in 2019 and got super popular when we were all quarantined.

3) Octonauts theme

Automatically this song gets so many points because of how amazing this show is. If you have never watched this, what are you even doing anymore? This show gives me so many memories of life. It was released in 2015, and it is as relevant as it was back then as it is today. The show is even older than the song, being made in 2010. Sadly, they stopped production in 2021 though.

2) The duck song

This is a story about a duck and a guy running a lemonade stand, but the duck just wants grapes. This song is amazing and I have listened to it more times than I can even count. Everyone recognizes it since it's so iconic! This was a very close second for the number one song. Adding points to it; it was released in 2009! It is still very very popular even though it was made a while ago.

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1 ) Party in the USA

This song is so perfect. It goes together with the wrecking ball song or the shake it off song. A long time ago when we were living in Missouri my mom would always play these kinds of songs. So this definitely has to go to the top, plus it just sounds really really really really really good. It was published in 2009, just like the duck song.

So yeah, those were the songs. Hopefully this helps you whenever you get into a fight about what the best song is, because this completely settles it. I would also like to mention that even though Paw Patrol was at the 5th, it doesn’t take anything away from how good the song is.

Selena’s Allure: 5 Compelling Causes Behind Hailey’s Enduring Enchantment

By Isla Lorok

How would you feel when you found out that another person is so obsessed with you that he or she starts to copy your everyday moves? Most everyone can agree that there has been some beef going around about the Hailey and Selena drama, followed by 25 and more celebrities commenting about how Hailey has obviously been obsessed with Selena. In my opinion, Hailey can’t resist the fact that she is obviously obsessed with Selena and also knowing that Selena is the ex of her current husband. This drama between the two celebrities has become more and more dramatic each day. These are the top 5 dramatic topics about how Hailey is obsessed with Selena from my rankings.

Same Tattoos

One of the most talked about subjects is when people found out that Hailey supposedly had the same exact tattoo as Selena. Besides the fact that it was the same tattoo, it was also on the same exact spot. This is probably the most wild one because it really shows that Hailey is very obsessed with Selena to the point where she gets the same exact tattoo as Selena. But it doesn’t just stop there because according to buzzfeed, it shows that Selena has a G tattoo which is a tribute to her younger sister Gracie, then all of a sudden, Hailey got the same tattoo.

Special Words

As all Selena fans know, she has a special saying that whenever she says it, she has to put a dollar in her jar. Selena usually would say this whenever she is cooking something or if something is done and instead of saying okay, she says, ‘okey dokey’. Selena said this in her cooking show and she had to put a dollar in her jar. A few days later, the internet noticed that Hailey said the same thing while also cooking and all Selena fans went ballistic on the fact that Hailey decided to copy Selena’s words. This also shows how Hailey is even more obsessed and starts to “coincidentally” copy the things Selena says on her cooking show.

Similar Cosmetic Brand

The other two reasons that I’ve already talked about may seem like they are the only reasons why Hailey is obsessed with Selena but no. There are three more reasons and this one is about how Selena started a cosmetics company and named it Rare. Then, some time went by and Hailey came up with a cosmetics company after viewing Selena’s and Hailey named hers Rhode. This may not be as interesting but it shows that Hailey somehow decided she wanted a cosmetics company.

Cooking Show

Having a cooking show can be amazing but knowing that someone says special things you say isn’t going to be a good experience. This incident happened when the internet realized that Hailey finally started a cooking show and in one of her cooking videos, she said what everyone knows that Selena says, OKEY DOKEY! According to youtube, it shows that Hailey said this word in her cooking video but Selena has been saying it and Selena has her own jar for that specific word.

Copies outfits

Finally after all of the topics that have already been discussed, Hailey still seems to be copying Selena’s outfits. Selena fans instantly noticed that Hailey was wearing the same outfit as Selena when Selena came to the red carpet with a gorgeous black cut out dress. Hailey then was spotted at another red carpet event wearing the same outfit as Selena at the previous red carpet. This is an absolute example of how Hailey is obviously showing that she is obsessed with Selena. Till this day, there have been more ways that Hailey is showing to the whole world that she is indeed obsessed with Selena.

In conclusion, it has been proven that Hailey is obsessed with Selena and fans don’t know when Hailey will stop. So far, all we know is that Hailey’s obsession with Selena keeps being noticeable from tons of people all around the world. We still don’t why Hailey keeps copying Selena but it doesn’t look like it’s going to stop soon.

Chart-Topping Tunes: Taylor Swift's Top 5 Most Streamed Hits:

By Gabby Morgan

Taylor swift has 38 songs that made top 10 on Billboard 100. We've all heard of Taylor swift. She is famous. Have you ever wondered what her most streamed songs are? This is the ranking of the top five most streamed songs on Spotify:

1. Love story

WIth 803,990,000 streams of spotify, this chart topper has Taylor Swift’s most streamed song on spotify. The Love Story (Taylor’s version) has 559,550,000 streams. If you do the math, that is over 1,363,540,000 streams! The first time this song was released as a lead single was on September 15, 2008. Then was as track 3 in the album Fearless on November 11, 2008. The Taylor’s Version of the song was released April 9, 2021 in the album Fearless (Taylor’s Version.). With over 13 years apart they still make the Billboard Top 100. The music video has over 707 million views. Taylor was only 19 years old when she wrote it about a boy she liked that her family didn't. It only took her 20 minutes to write. In my opinion this song deserve to be number one.

2. Blank Space

Blank space had 1,599,870,000 streams. It is also from the album 1989. The taylors version was released on October 27, 2023. The original was released October 27,2014. It is crazy to think how the taylors version has only been 3 weeks and it has over 47,940,000 streams. This song was on the number 1 song for billboard 100 for 7 weeks. If you add them up Blank Space has in total 1,647,810,000 streams. She is about a girl who seems really innocent but then starts to act insane and is like a player with a bunch of guys. This music video had 3.3 billion views. In my opinion this has the best music video.

3. Shake It Off

Shake it Off has 1,245,820,000 plays on spotify. It is from the album 1989. The Taylor’s Version came out only a few weeks ago on October 27,2023. This has 34,340,000 streams in only 2 weeks of being released. This song has been out for 2 weeks. The original album was released October 27, 2014. In total Shake It Off has 1,280,160,000 streams on Spotify alone. This song was the last song recorded in 1989. This music video had 3.3 billion views. In my opinion, this song might have been overplayed but it's super catchy.

4. You Belong With Me

Coming in at fourth place, You Belong With Me has 581,950,000 streams on spotify. The Taylor’s Version Has 475,120,000 streams. That's over 1,057,070,000 streams. You Belong with me was released as a single before on the album Fearless on April 20, 2009 as track 6. The Taylor’s Version of the song was released April 9, 2021 in the album Fearless (Taylor’s Version.). She wrote this song when she overheard a call with a band member with his girlfriend and she came up with the lyrics, "You're on the phone with your girlfriend, she's upset.” The music video has 1.5 billion views. This is my second most favorite because it is the most relatable.

5. Wildest Dreams

Wildest Dreams had 867,780,000 streams on Spotify. It is also from the album 1989. The taylors version of 1989 was released on October 27,2023. The original album was released The same day but 2014. It's only been 2 weeks and it has over 551,020,000 streams. Has been in the top five for - weeks. If you add the original and Taylor’s Version up, Wildest Dreams has in total 1,418,800,000 streams. It is dreaming of someone you broke up with and still being reminded of them. This music video has 903 million views. In my opinion this song needs more credit because it has a catchy beat and an amazing story line and you can picture the whole thing in your head.

Lastly, an exciting visit through the rise of Taylor Swift's musical prowess can be found in the top five most streamed songs. Each song adds to Taylor's unmatched storytelling in the music industry, from the contagious joy of "Shake It Off" to the thoughtful storytelling of "Love Story" and the amazing collaborations in "Wildest Dreams." These tracks highlight her ability across genres. These iconic songs, which still rule the music industry, are proof of Taylor Swift's ongoing influence. Her unique style and uncompromising honesty have captivated listeners all over the world. These are the top five songs that have been streamed the most.

The Most Unique WWII Tanks

By Joseph Naut

How would you feel to ride the most unique tanks in World War II era?

Think of it, what is unique in the mechanic world? Today we will explore the most unique WWII tanks.

1:The CDL /Canal Defence Light is a M3 Lee with a spot light attached to it for night operations in Northwest Europe. According to IWN the tank could quote “produce a dazzle effect to temporarily blind enemy forces.” The man behind the creation of the CDL is Albert Victor Marcel Mitzakis.The Tanks Encyclopedia quote “Mitzakis designed the contraption with Oscar De Thoren.'' De Thoren always clinged to an idea of a tank spotlight for use in night operations.

2:Praying Mantis. As its name suggests it does not look like an insect, but has a weird shape of a giraffe. The Designer was Ernest Tapp. The tank’s purpose was to shoot over walls and hide in obstacles. It had two crewmates that could fit in there. The crew was the driver and the gunner.

3:The Flying Tank aka Antonov A-40 Krylya Tanka is basically a gliding tank. The tank attached to the wing in the picture to the left is the T-60. The designer was Oleg Antonov

Delicious Delights: Diving Into The Top 5 Desserts

By Juliet Delisio

Desserts. We always have a little more room for them, even after eating a big dinner. Desserts conclude your feast, satisfy your cravings, and can even improve your mood. They are the cherry on top, sometimes literally, for a well rounded meal and help to balance out the saltiness with sweetness. There are thousands of desserts out there, but only some make you feel like you are tasting heaven. These following sweet treats are the desserts I think are the most delicious.

Hot Fudge Brownie Sundae

We all know and love a good brownie sundae. From the hot fudge on top, to the crispy but soft brownie, to the cold vanilla ice cream, there are so many different flavors that happen in your mouth when you take a bite. Brownie sundaes are so tasty because all of the flavors balance each other out. The cold and creamy vanilla ice cream helps tone down the rich chocolate from the brownie and hot fudge. And if you drizzle a little caramel on top, you have the perfect palate of different flavors.

Pineapple and Coconut Cake

Two of my favorite flavors are pineapple and coconut, and when you mix them together into one dessert, you have heaven. As Displaced Housewife says, eating a pineapple coconut cake is like taking a bite of a tropical vacation. If you are a fan of pina coladas, you will surely like how it tastes as a cake. The sweet pineapple in the cake with the shredded coconut sprinkled all over the top makes an amazing tropical dessert.

Apple Pie

It is almost December and one of my favorite winter desserts is apple pie. According to Better Homes & Gardens, apple pies are the most-liked pies in the U.S. and it makes sense because of how delicious they are. They are gooey and sweet, with a little bit of sourness from the apple. Not to mention, the thick, crispy crust top that makes it taste even better. For me, it is like taking a bite into Christmas. The cinnamon and brown sugar flavors really put me in the holiday cheer. No other pie compares to the classic apple pie.

Chocolate Chip Cookies

While they may seem very basic, chocolate chip cookies are a dessert that always makes you feel like you are at home, all snuggled up and cozy. When you smell the chocolate coming from the oven, it reminds you exactly of how your mom used to make you chocolate chip cookies. And according to Cheryl’s Cookies, chocolate chip cookies are the most liked cookies in the world. Whether cooked crispy or soft, they will always be an easy but warm treat you can make anytime. And if you pour a glass of milk for the cookies, you’re golden.

Cream Filled Glazed Donuts

Many may argue that donuts aren’t a dessert and that they are breakfast, but I think they are both. That’s what makes them so great. You have the excuse of eating donuts for breakfast because they are a breakfast food, but you can also eat them after dinner because technically they are a dessert. Donuts can be eaten at any time of the day, and the best one yet is a cream filled glazed one. The somehow crispy but soft glaze on the outside, mixes so well with the sweet donut bread. And when there is cream filled on the inside, it perfectly balances both flavors.

As you can see by the descriptions and pictures of these desserts, they are definitely high on the list of the best desserts. In all five of these desserts, I believe there is something for everyone. The hot fudge brownie sundae is for the people that go all out on dessert, and the classic apple pie is for the holiday folks. Then there is the pineapple-coconut cake for the people who want something tropical and fruity, and cream filled glazed donuts for people who are on the go in the morning. And you can’t forget the simple but amazing chocolate cookies. We all need dessert to add sweetness to our day.

Statistical Superstars: The Top 5 NFL Quarterbacks of Last Season

By Ryan Colello

There are many quarterbacks, like Jalen Hurts and Josh Allen, but who is the best current quarterback? Every Monday, Thursday, and Sunday, football takes over America. A lot of people think being a quarterback is easy. But being a quarterback is one of the hardest things in all of sports. This list shows the five best current quarterbacks in the NFL. They are based on their stats from last year's season.

5) Justin Herbert

Justin Herbert is the starting quarterback for the Los Angeles Chargers. He had 4739 yards last season. He also had 25 touchdowns and 10 interceptions. According to ESPN.com he had the second most passing yards last season. It is obvious he should be in the top 5. He is so good and fun to watch. He would have been higher up in the rankings if he could have thrown fewer interceptions. If you had watched any Chargers games last season, you would be able to see the impact he has on the game. If the Chargers didn't have him, they would be terrible. In my opinion, there is no way anyone in their right mind would rank him outside of the top 5.

4) Joe Burrow

Joe Burrow is the current quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals. According to NFL.com, Joe Burrow had 4475 yards last season with a passer rating of 100.8. Joe Burrow threw for 35 touchdowns with only 12 interceptions. He had a very good connection with wide receiver Ja’marr Chase. He is the best player I have ever seen in a Bengals uniform. If he had a better offensive line, then the Bengals would have had a good chance at a Super Bowl win. His offensive line let up 41 sacks last season. Everyone has to have seen Joe Burrow at least once. He also is a fan favorite to the ladies, (I know this from my sisters).

3) Josh Allen

Josh Allen is the starting quarterback for the Buffalo Bills. Throughout his career, he has had many ups and downs. Last season was not his best season, but it was still good. He had 4,283 yards and 35 passing touchdowns. But he did turn the ball over a lot; he had 14 interceptions and 13 fumbles. He made up for that by scoring eight rushing touchdowns. I believe he should still be number 3, despite his turnover issues. Also, he had a great connection with Stefon Diggs and Dalton Knox.

2) Jalen Hurts

Jalen Hurts is the starting quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles. According to Pro-Football-Reference.com, he had 3,701 passing yards and 22 touchdown passes. Also, he had only six interceptions, which was one of the lowest in all of football last year. But the main reason why he is so dominant is his rushing game. He had 760 rushing yards and 13 rushing touchdowns. In my opinion, these running back type numbers prove he is in the top 5. He is so dynamic and fun to watch; you never know what will happen next while watching the game. Hurts also led the Eagles to one of the best records in the NFL last year. The Eagles have become the best team in the league due to his skills and leadership. If he hadn't hurt his arm in the last few regular season games, he would have been the MVP, I have no doubt in my mind. He is the best quarterback in the NFC. If you watched football for even one season you would realize just like I have, how Jalen Hurts is the real deal.

Patrick Mahomes

Patrick Mahomes is the starting quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs. He had 5,250 yards and 41 passing touchdowns. His connection with tight end Travis Kelce was incomparable to any other duo in the league. Although he lost one of his best targets in Tyreek Hill, he still found ways to shine with his new offense. His pin point passes led the Chiefs all the way to the Super Bowl. And with odds against him on Sunday night, he was able to pull off an underdog victory over the best team in all of football. In my opinion, his impact on the game is incomparable to that of any other player in the league; he makes plays that look impossible seem easy.

If you enjoyed this list, make sure to share it with all your friends. I know some of these rankings may be a bit controversial to some fake fans. People who actually watch football will know these were the right picks. These were the top five current NFL quarterbacks.

“Saddled Songbirds” A list of the top five best country artists based on opinion

Have you ever wondered who the best country artist is?

By Gavin Dray

There’s no doubt that country music is one of the most popular genres in the U.S. Most people have heard of one country artist, and they thought they were good. But then they heard another country artist. They then don’t know which country artist is better. So the best country artists over the past few years based on sound and lyrics are:

Zach Bryan

Zach Bryan has released four albums over the years. One of his most recent songs, "I Remember Everything”, has topped the Hot 100 list at number one. His music has gotten 1 billion streams on Spotify. According to Zach Bryan on Wikipedia, he served in the Navy from 2013 to 2021. I think that he is number 1 because he has released some of the best country songs in 2023.

2. Morgan Wallen

I think that Morgan Wallen is number 2 because he has released some of the best country songs in the U.S. Morgan Wallen has many popular songs, such as Chasing You, Last Night, and Whiskey Glasses. His song, "Last Night”, has also topped the Hot 100 list at number 1. He was also on The Voice but was happy to be eliminated because he doesn’t like singing pop music. On his Youtube videos, he has gained 1.5 million views due to his best song, Last Night.

3. Chris Stapleton

The reason I put Chris Stapleton at 3 was because his music is some of the best in the industry. But Zach Bryan and Morgan Wallen have gained more popularity over the years. His best song, in my opinion, is Tennessee Whiskey. The mix of the acoustic guitar and the electric guitar, the lyrics, and the speed of the song, in my opinion, make it one of the best country slow dance songs in the country.

4. Dolly Parton

Dolly Parton is very deserving of number 4 on this list. She is one of the best female country singers in the world. Her best songs, in my opinion, are 9 to 5 and Jolene. Songs like those have led her to open her own amusement park, called Dollywood. But she didn’t always have money. She was raised in a small cabin in the Smoky Mountains, Tennessee.

5. Luke Combs

Luke Combs had to be on this list because his overall popularity was through the roof. His best songs are Beautiful Crazy, When It Rains, It Pours, Beer Never Broke My Heart, and Fast Car. He has also made cameos on different TV shows, such as “Meat Eater”. He is still making music and has been making music for the past few years.

Top 5 Best Family Dogs

By Naomi Tongue

Are you having trouble finding a good family dog?

If you live on a farm and need a farm dog I recommend a great pyrenees. They are good hard working dogs. They are fearless, gentle and very patient. The lifespan of them is 10-12 years. The bad thing is the heavy temperature because they have THICK fur. Why did the snowman call his dog frost? Because frost bites. (https://onelinefun.com/oneliner-1451/)

If you want a giant giant dog you should get a Tibetan Mastiff because they are huge, useful, intelligent and the strongest dog in the world. Tibetan Mastiffs are watchful, imposing and they can run up to 20 mph. These dogs can live up to 10 - 12 years. The bad thing is that this dog is banned in a lot of places. Why are they not good dancers? Because they have 2 left feet.https://www.rd.com/jokes/dog/

If you would like a dog that is not too big and strong I would get a pitbull because they are not as aggressive with people and they love kids. Pit bulls are very sociable dogs. Pit bulls would keep you very active and they are the snazziest dressers. The bad thing is that they can cause a lot of damage. What do you call a dog that is cold? A chili dog https://www.rd.com/jokes/dog/

If you would like a cute and funny dog you should get a golden retriever. Because they often stay young at heart and love to eat. They are playful yet gentle with kids.The bad thing is that they have hot spots. They are known for being outgoing, trustworthy, and eager to please family dogs, and very easy to train. Why doesn’t a golden retriever catch the ball when it is thrown? Because they are only retrievers. https://petpress.net/golden-retriever-jokes/

If you are looking for a friendly, intelligent, alert, outgoing, and gentle dog, Huskies are perfect for you. They have eyes of many different eye colors. Their lifespan is from 12 to 15 years old. Huskies are born to run and their skills impress a lot of people. But the bad thing is that they shed a lot and may give you the side eye. What does a husky calls his dad? PAW https://www.pinterest.com/tx4cowgirls/husky-jokes/

Top 5 Christmas Gifts

by Danica Primeaux

Joyful, emotional, thankful. That’s what you want to feel when you receive your Christmas present, right? Or maybe that is what you want your sister, mom, or girlfriend to feel when they get your present. If you want them to feel that way then get them these top 5 Christmas gifts for girls and women.

Skin care

If you want to buy skin care items then you can buy moisturizers, cleansers, toners, face masks, serums, or even buy skin care sets. Based on popularity you can get these products from Bubble, Drunk Elephant, Glow Recipe, and CeraVe. These items have been rated high because of the quality and how effective they are on your skin. In my opinion I really want to add products like Bubble, Drunk Elephant, and Glow Recipe to my Christmas wishlist because some people I know say that those products are amazing.

2. Make up

Most women and teens wear makeup so make up is an excellent gift to get for them. You can get foundation, mascara, eyeshadow, lipstick, lip gloss, blush and more. Some best seller makeup brands are L’Oreal, Chanel, Dior, E.l.f Cosmetics, Sephora, and Clinique. These makeup products are highly recommended because some can be waterproof, they won’t cause most people to break out, and their products are really good. Even though I only wear mascara my mom has a lot of Dior and Chanel makeup that she always uses so they must be high quality products.

3. Clothes

Clothes are a perfect gift to get for women and girls. The clothes may vary based on their style but I’m sure that some brands have the perfect clothes for any style. Based on popularity these are some of the most popular clothing brands for females. H&M, Nike, Mango, Prada, Old Navy, Lululemon, Gucci, Louis Vuitton, and Levi’s. These clothes are amazing because of the quality of the clothing, the amount of activities you can do with them, and how comfortable they are. My favorite shirts that I have from these brands like Nike and Mango are very nice comfortable clothing I can wear anywhere.

4. Gift Cards

If you know what brand you want to shop from but don’t know what products to get for her then get her a gift card. Gift cards are an excellent way to keep them on a budget when shopping. Using a gift card you can also take them to fancy restaurants. Here are some different gift cards you should get for them. Amazon gift card, Starbucks gift card, Netflix gift card, Apple gift card, Target gift card, Sephora gift card, and Macy’s gift card. For restaurants you should get a Texas Roadhouse gift card, The Cheesecake Factory gift card, any steakhouse gift card, and Olive Garden gift card. I like to receive gift cards that are for Amazon and my mom uses Amazon, Netflix, Apple, and Macy’s so I think that getting her one of those gift cards would make her very happy.

5. Fun Christmas Day

Having a fun Christmas day and being around someone you love can make the holiday season very special. You can do activities like go to a bowling alley, a cinema, a restaurant, ice skating rink, and other fun activities to do in the winter. If they are an indoor person then there is a possibility of a movie night, baking Christmas goodies, or doing a white elephant or Secret Santa with others. Here on Kwaj I like to go to the beach or watch a Christmas movie with my family and make Christmas cookies. If I were in the states I would want to go to an ice skating rink or play with the snow outside with somebody for a fun Christmas day.

In conclusion there are many ways to have an amazing Christmas this year by gifting them certain things. Whether or not these items are expensive or not, small or big, being around your loved ones is a fantastic way for the Christmas season.

Laugh It Out!

The Top 5 Types of Memes That Broke the Internet

by Tarzan Sheets

What are memes? Memes are an idea, behavior, or style that spreads by means of imagination from person to person within a culture and often carries some funny meaning and resentful theme. Memes were introduced in 1972 with the help of a man named Richard Dawkins. The point of memes is so that we crack up and make our day better. For example, it helped a lot of people go through COVID-19. Throughout the years, people have created new memes and on average 1,752,000 memes per year. Throughout this articleI will give you the top 5 best memes on how and why they are really good at bringing your mood up. (In my opinion.)

Cats/Dogs

Cats and dogs are the funniest memes all over the internet. Rather both of them fighting or both of them cuddling any type of cat or dog memes are always so funny and always make us crack up. From failing to them winning it's just so funny and just whatever they do is always so funny. Cats and dogs became one of the best memes mostly from fails.

2. Funny Fails

The second most funniest memes are failures. The reason for this to be really funny is when people do dumb stuff without even noticing or just when they failed at trying to do something. It just makes it really funny because they don't notice what they did or what they are doing. This became a top 5 because it makes our day just to see that someone else is having a bad day.

3. The Classics

One of the most original meme is the Rick Roll. This is such an original that it looks kinda blurry. The reason for this being a meme is because of people always making fun of the line “Never going to give you up ''. It's funny but I really don’t know why people think it's so funny but at least I'm caught up with the media. This is just a top 3 because it's a classic and classics are part of the oldest type of memes and we respect that. It is also so annoying how you'll get Rick Rolled out of nowhere.

4. The Trendies

Next up the trendies are memes in this era right now. They get so good for a while but then just burn out real quickly from the internet. Most likely these should be Top 5 because they’re just really funny for an amount of time but still these types of memes are so good that they can go all over the internet until they get lost and mostly never be seen ever again.

5. Wholesome Memes

This type of meme kinda has a development into it because at first when you watch the video or look at the picture and you’ll think that it's very nice and that you're proud of it. Until you see it too much and the next day you realize that it's not that funny. The point of this being in 5th instead of 3 or 2 is just because it gets more annoying the more you see it and you know it's not that funny. But still It's a good meme to keep your head up and help others and tell you that the more you do the same thing it can become boring and so just try new things. Lastly this meme made the top 5 because it's so wholesome that you crack a little about it and think that it's really cute.

In conclusion I have shown that memes are very good at bringing your mood up and just to make your day. The purpose for this article is for me to tell you the top 5 memes that will bring your mood up and make your day. These top 5s that I picked were all from being really funny to funny but not everlasting.

Pampered Pets:

Top 5 Furry Friends

By Genevieve Zink

Do you intend to get a pet of your own? You can locate a pet on this list that you will adore for a very long period. In order for your furry buddy to become your new best friend. The simplicity of expenses and maintenance is the basis for this. An animal that won’t laugh at you when you fall down the stairs.

5. Cows: These dirty animals require large areas to dwell in.These are big animals that cannot survive in the cold. Each day, they consume “24 pounds of food.” They are really expensive. They will battle with one another if you have more than one. In my opinion the cutest barn animal.

Fun facts about cows

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4. Duck: Ducks tend to produce enormous mess and poop all over the place. Each day, they consume 4-6 ounces”. In America there are 34.2million ducks.Duck unlimited. and one can be for you.They adore attention and will not fight another duck. They cost between $20 and $16. They are between the ages of 5 and 10. They'll cherish you. Hawaii has outlawed them. I think they are very cute waddleing around your house.

Duck Prices in 2023: Purchase Cost by Type, Supplies, Food ...

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3. Cat- they like to knock stuff over and have you clean their little boxes. They are cute and will only love you. They will act like they own the house. It will be expensive for climbing structures, If you love them enough. If they get sick it would be a lot of money to get them better. Fun fact as they have been to space In 1963 a cat went to space. -> 14 fun facts about Cats- Purina New Zealand

2.Dogs- They are very loyal animals to everyone you meet. If you have a cat they will most likely chase them and fail doing that. They will be your best friend and love you. You do have to clean up their poop and they sometimes make bad messes if not trained. “Basenji Dogs Don't Bark, They Yodel.” 15 fun facts about dogs- Purina They also bark a lot when the mailman is here.

Hamster- Only last 2 years. They are cute. Wont make messes. Will have to clean the cage but it is very easy. They will be a little shy and will love a friend. “If you live in Hawaii, hamsters are banned.” They don’t cost a lot and like to hoard food.

10 Surprising Facts About Hamsters - Treehugger

TreeHugger

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As you can see, Hamsters, cows, dogs, cats, and ducks are easy animals that last in your heart for years. All animals will work to be a great friend; they're cute and furry. This is only based on ease and expense. In other ways they would be set up differently. This will be your favorite pet FOREVER!

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